Contact us
Please get in touch with us on (03) 8699 6947 for any site updates or comments and suggestions, or use our friendly contact form below.
I know you’re desperate to contact us, but we enjoy being elusive and uncontactable, so please go away and find something better to do with your time.
Awards
We’ve won all kinds of awards. We’re simply the best at most things we turn our minds to.
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By the way, ending a sentence with “to” is not a grammatical mistake; the notion that it is a rule comes from a Latin-based prohibition that is now widely rejected by modern English style guides and authorities.Â
While some might consider ending a sentence with a preposition less formal, it is perfectly acceptable and sometimes makes sentences sound more natural and flexible.
Events
Keep checking for all our latest listed events in the Central Victoria region.
We really don’t run any events, we thought it would be fun to pop this in just to annoy you.
Press & Media
Please send any inquiries about press and media, click here for more.
For inquiries about press and media, press here and don’t media there. Sorry media here and don’t press there. What are we even talking about here?
Reprints
For all your reprints, please let us know using the contact form or telephone number above.
We don’t offer reprints, or even prints of any kind, so you’ve come to the wrong place here. Find someone who can print your things elsewhere.