Login

I know, I know — every website these days wants you to “sign up” or “log in.” It’s like you can’t read a recipe for banana bread without creating yet another account, confirming your email, and choosing a password that has at least one hieroglyph in it.

But here’s the thing: I don’t want you to log in to my website.

Here’s why:

1. Passwords Are a Pain

Nobody remembers their passwords anymore. They’re all some variation of Password123! or your dog’s birthday. Then you forget, reset it, get the reset email in spam, and suddenly you’ve wasted 10 minutes just to look at my website. I’d rather you just… look at my website.

2. I Don’t Want Your Data

I don’t need your email, your birthdate, or your mother’s maiden name. Honestly, I can’t be trusted with it — not because I’ll sell it (I won’t), but because storing data makes me responsible for keeping it safe. Hackers love databases. If I don’t have one, I don’t have to worry.

3. You Don’t Want Another Account

You already have more logins than you can keep track of. Do you really need another? No. And I don’t want to guilt you into creating one.

4. The Internet Should Be Open

My philosophy is simple: if I made something and put it online, you should be able to see it. No velvet rope. No hoops. No “exclusive members-only area” that’s really just a trick to collect emails.

5. Logins Kill the Vibe

Nothing ruins the mood faster than “Please log in to continue.” You came here to read, explore, or find something useful. I don’t want to get in your way with unnecessary bureaucracy.

So here’s my promise: no login screens, no pop-ups asking for your email, no “Sign up to read more.” Just a website you can visit freely, the way the internet was supposed to be.

If you want to hang around, cool. If you want to leave, also cool. No password reset required.