Contact us
I know you’re desperate to contact us, but we enjoy being elusive and uncontactable, so please go away and find something better to do with your time.
Awards
We’ve won all kinds of awards. We’re simply the best at most things we turn our minds to.
By the way, ending a sentence with “to” is not a grammatical mistake; the notion that it is a rule comes from a Latin-based prohibition that is now widely rejected by modern English style guides and authorities.Â
While some might consider ending a sentence with a preposition less formal, it is perfectly acceptable and sometimes makes sentences sound more natural and flexible.
Events
We really don’t run any events, we thought it would be fun to pop this in just to annoy you.
Press & Media
For inquiries about press and media, press here and don’t media there. Sorry media here and don’t press there. What are we even talking about here?
Reprints
We don’t offer reprints, or even prints of any kind, so you’ve come to the wrong place here. Find someone who can print your things elsewhere.